just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
