is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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