Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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