seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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