Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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