I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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