i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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