my sisters under your porch take her home
Farmville is her only friend.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
it glows. i had to have it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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