Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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