Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
