she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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