I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
