My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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