So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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