But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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