You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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