when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Mom said you looked used
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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