All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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