I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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