Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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