That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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