This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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