is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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