how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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