how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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