I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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