She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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