No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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