That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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