My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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