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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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