Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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