she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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