so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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