Me. At least after what I've been through.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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