check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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