if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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