You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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