He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
