Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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