I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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