Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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