Cold hands, warm shart.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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