Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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