Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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