Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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