Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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