exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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