I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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