well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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