I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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