I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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