69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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