you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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