i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
As shirtless as possible
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
